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vaguette:

when the other person starts flirting first

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imaslothicorn:

guys
GUYS
GUYS
look what I found

imaslothicorn:

guys

GUYS

GUYS

look what I found

stevasbeavus:

I must try this

stevasbeavus:

I must try this

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

toasty-coconut:

Clip art is so weird like

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why the fuck do I need a question mark steak? Who thought this was a good idea? Who was the genius who said “oh yeah, let’s make a question mark out of meat.”

whitebeltwriter:

c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.


that is a motherfucking lion

whitebeltwriter:

c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

that is a motherfucking lion

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping